Hmmmm, No!

A typical situation...

"Honey can you take out the trash please?"
"Mmm-hmm"

15 minutes later.

"Honey, the trash."
"Mmm-hmm"

1 hour later.

"Baby, did you take out the trash?"
"Uh-huh."
"Why not?"
"Urrrrr."
"Can you take it out now?"
"Mmm-hmm."

Husband immediately goes to take out the trash.

Wife proceeds to clean up after dinner, washing dishes with hands pruned by the over exposure of dish water, finding bloated food particles at the base of the drain. GROSS. Wife picks up water stopper and makes her way to the trash can...no trash bag!

"HONEY!!!"
"Huh!"
"WHEN YOU TAKE THE TRASH OUT PUT A TRASH BAG BACK IN THE TRASH CAN! WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO REMEMBER?"
"Urrr..."
"Never mind, I got it!"

A few hours later...

They're settled in bed for the night when Husband puts his hand suggestively on Wife's hip.

"Honey do you wanna...?"
"Urrr, hmm, NO!!!